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YAMARU-KUNA!
I'm YAMARU-KUNA!
Do you like coffee?
Well...
No, I don't like it.
Have you been drinking it lately?
I only drink black tea.
I drink iced tea at Starbucks in England.
There are three kinds of iced tea.
Black, passion, and...
(They are talking about coffee.)
(They are drinking coffee.)
The way of spreading coffee is...
It's a black tea-lover who recently started drinking coffee.
It's a coffee-lover who likes to drink coffee.
I know many people like coffee.
Coffee smells good.
Yes, it does.
(They are talking about coffee.)
It's good.
(They are talking about coffee.)
How many times do you say "chuu chuu chuu"?
It's my first time saying "chuu chuu chuu"
- Oh, I see - Me too
- I talk too much - No, you don't
Recently, I've been filming a lot of YouTube videos because I've been filming a lot of dramas
I know!
It's like "I can do whatever I want"
If you're not used to it, you'll get carried away
- That's right - I've already gotten used to it
- Please forget about it for now - Okay
- Please forget about it for now - Okay, I'll do my best
Do your job
- "Do your job"? - It's weird, isn't it?
- Okay, by asking you about your jobs - Okay
- Please forget about it for now - Okay
Back in the day, I used to love coffee and tea a lot
In middle school and high school, I had a carbonated drink bar, a black tea cafe, and three cups of black tea
- What?! - You did that?
- I did that back in the day - What's black tea?
It's a black tea made of black tea powder and black tea beans
Is it black tea?
- It's like you've already gotten used to it - No, it's not like that
- Is it black tea? - I did that back in the day
- But recently, I've become a coffee lover - See?
- I'm a black tea lover - See?
- You've grown up - Why?
Why do you keep saying things like this?
- Because you've already gotten used to it - You've already gotten used to it?
- You've already gotten used to it, haven't you? - You've already gotten used to it, haven't you?
- When I became a coffee lover, I thought about it - Hmm?
- Black tea is a variety of... - Hmm... Black tea... No, it's not like that...
Was that a good cut?
It's fine if you didn't say it. Is it okay to cut it?
- Can you cut it? - Can you cut it?
It's fine if you don't say it.
Coffee...
- You said you'd listen! - Sorry, I'll say it while you talk.
- You're getting on my nerves! - I'm not getting on your nerves!
You shouldn't have called me!
You called me, Sobri, and now you call me all over again!
- You've been stuck in here for a while. - What's this?
- You took a bath for your birthday and it smelled bad. - It smells...
I don't like it.
It smells like a human.
You don't like it, do you?
I don't like it at all.
To put it simply, coffee is something you drink with beans, right?
If there was something else other than coffee beans called "coffee hone hara",
I thought for the first time that it might be better than beans.
Yes, please.
I used to do it.
At that time, I probably had the feeling of making something weird.
But now that I'm a coffee lover for the first time,
I've come up with a completely different point of view of what I want to make coffee with.
So I'd like you to drink what I've prepared this time and guess what it is.
And I'd like you to tell me if it's better than regular coffee beans.
I'm terrified of coffee made of iron.
Leave it to me this time.
I brought it because I thought it would be delicious.
Usain Bolt didn't say anything about it.
I didn't say anything about it.
I used to do it, so I tried not to look at it.
I said it in a different way.
I just did it for fun.
I was so terrified of it that I thought I was going to die.
But it doesn't look like a fish at all.
It doesn't look like a fish at all.
I'm not saying it because I'm looking at it.
This time, I'm not going to show you what it is, but I'm going to make coffee with it.
I'll drink it right away.
Yes.
It's not a fish, but it's not a fish.
It stinks.
I hope you don't say it's a fish.
If you say it's a fish, I'll keep saying it's a fish.
It's a fish, you idiot!
What is it?
I said it's a fish's bone!
What the hell is it?!
What kind of coffee are you giving me?
I don't know.
You're giving me the correct answer.
Is it this bad?
Isn't it bad?
You've been doing it properly since last time, haven't you?
That's right.
Until now, I haven't played around with people.
It's been a while since I've been on YouTube.
I'll do it.
Yes, start!
Yes, it's done.
It came out!
Drip machine!
Why?!
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
Yes!
Let's do it!
Is it stronger than I thought it would be?
Let's do it again!
It's done!
Yes!
You're fast!
It's not that bad.
It's a little fishy.
It's like "summer almond".
It's not that bad.
It's too fast for me to breathe.
It's like tea.
There's nothing in it.
It doesn't smell that bad.
Is there anything in it?
What do you think it is?
It smelled like fish bones a little bit.
I'll tell you what it is.
It's "summer almond"!
You're correct!
Here it is!
It's a little fishy.
It's like "summer almond".
That was close!
Yes!
I like it!
I'll ask you the second question.
Close your eyes.
Yes!
Ouch!
I told you to close your eyes!
I'm closing my eyes!
You look like you're about to do something bad.
Damn it!
I can't do it well!
I'm sorry!
It's been a while since we did a YouTube video.
Close your eyes and I'll pull it out.
Ready, go!
It's really in there!
Wow!
It's amazing!
Okay, you can open your eyes now.
I can't wait for you to eat it.
Go ahead.
Don't ask me, you idiot!
What is this?!
Wow!
Wow, there's soybean flour in here!
Wow!
It's done!
Freshly brewed coffee!
It's a little stronger than before.
Right?
It's like tea.
Tea!
It doesn't smell like anything.
It's all hot water.
It's strong.
It only smells like sand.
Coffee beans are really explosive.
What is this?!
What are you trying to make?!
What is that?!
I had a great idea for that.
What? This?
Is this what it's going to be like?!
That's a good hint.
Okay, I got it.
You're going to eat this lump of coffee.
What?!
It's not coffee.
I knew you'd say that!
This is amazing!
No, no, no.
Fashionable sweets!
You're making fashionable sweets!
What is this?!
It's like a mousse cake.
Yeah, it's like a mousse cake.
It's like a mousse cake.
It's like starch.
Oh!
Potato!
No!
Do you want me to give you the answer?
I still have some left.
What?!
I don't know what it is.
What is it?
Tapioca.
Hey, don't make me eat it!
There's tapioca.
What is "tory"?!
Why are you trying it?!
That's a great answer!
It's tapioca!
Here it is.
Okay, it looks like this.
Wait, wait.
I was doing something.
Look!
It's standing up.
It's like popcorn.
Does it really stand up like this?
Yeah.
Wow!
I didn't know it really stood up like this!
As you can see,
when you drink coffee with tapioca,
it becomes a weird, fluffy lump,
so it didn't stand up.
Bang!
Ahhhh!
What?!
What's wrong with you?!
Can we stop filming?!
This is where it gets serious.
Okay, let's do it.
Okay!
One, two...
Eh?
Can I open my eyes?
Wait.
Wow, this is amazing.
What is this?
What is roasting?
I'm really angry.
What is roasting?
Can I open my eyes?
This is the third one.
I've smelled it before.
But it doesn't smell unpleasant.
But it tastes good.
What is it?
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
You should have tried harder.
Mushi-san, please give us the answer.
I thought it was meat.
I thought it was garlic.
I thought it was shishito pepper.
I think it's garlic.
I like the answer.
The answer is...
Garlic!
Here it is.
[They are trying to open their eyes.]
It's going to be "ochinchi bakibaki".
It's going to be "ochinchi bakibaki juice".
I don't want it.
I'm interested in "ochinchi bakibaki" brand.
Don't say "ochinchi bakibaki" brand.
It's a human brand.
[They are trying to open their eyes.]
This is the last one.
I think you know what it is.
It's coffee powder.
I think it's too strong.
However, I thought it was delicious.
Please try it and tell me what you think.
I'm going to open it.
One, two...
It looks like powder.
What is it?
It looks like coffee powder.
Here it is.
It looks like...
Can I smell it?
What is it?
It smells like a factory.
What is it?
It smells like "unichika".
It smells like "unichika" all the time.
That's why...
It looks like a wing.
I can see that.
So, as a representative, "duvia" and "retroach" are...
I wonder if it's okay for me to paint it this much.
What about you, Mushi-san?
Huh?
Just in case, "duvia" and "retroach".
If it's not "duvia" and "retroach", I'll kill you.
If it's "chabara", I'll kill you.
If it's "chabara", you'll kill me, right?
So, "doshimitsu" is "duvia", "kimemaru" is "retroach", and "mushi-san" is "chabara" and "retroach".
I'll bring you the correct answer.
Here it is!
Oh! It's a cicada skin!
Oh! That surprised me! It was so big and delicious!
Oh, it was good that I drank it with the cicada's nest!
I thought you'd be beaten up, but you were right.
- I would have killed you if you had done that. - Yeah, you would have killed me.
- Okay. - Okay.
I made you drink it with the cicada's nest as coffee.
It's not "good that you drank it with it".
- But I didn't mean it like that. - No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
- Hey, that's weird. - I know.
- Your mouth is dry. - No, I didn't mean it like that.
Anyway, I brought what I thought wouldn't go well with coffee.
- But in the end, it doesn't taste good. - It's all burnt.
- I would have won. - I would have won, too.
- But you know, you two know each other. - Yeah.
- You shouldn't say that. - I know.
- On the contrary, I don't know what I want to say. - Hahaha!
- I don't know what I want to say. - Hahaha!